Superish Tuesday
Other than perhaps the Lieberman/Lamont Connecticut Senate primary, yesterday the most important pre-November 7 Election Day. Here are the results and my snarky commentary:
David Segal's endorsed candidate beats Ethan Ris. Segal also won his own primary for the State House.
From the BDH:
"I'm very proud of the work we did. I want to commend Seth Yurdin on running a very hard-fought, honest campaign," Ris said.
"I can't say the same for David Segal - his negativity really set the tone for this campaign from the outset," he added.
Ouch.
To be fair, Professor Lawless put up a pretty decent fight. But she's still a bitch.
Apparently Carl's campaign stop at the Infamous Grouse was not quite enough...
The worst result for Democrats of the night. Chafee (everyone's favorite moderate) makes this seat a toss-up.
The best result for Democrats of the night. Graf (a crazy conservative who once sponsored a bill to let patrons carry guns into bars) makes this a big chance for a Democratic pickup.
Best season since Season 2. By "show-mancing" Erika and convincing her that they were in love and then calling her a "ho" in the diary room, Boogie won the $500,000 and a special spot in hell. Staaaaaaaaaaaa!
One of the best days of my life.
In other news, Smallberg's back and Nathan and Chris are supposed to come down this weekend. I don't exactly know who I'm announcing this to since they might be the only people who still read this thing. If we still have any readers, please comment and tell Chris and Smallberg to get their act together and post something.
| PROVIDENCE WARD 1 CITY COUNCIL PRIMARY - DEMOCRAT | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Seth YURDIN | 641 | 58% |
| Ethan RIS | 458 | 42% |
From the BDH:
"I'm very proud of the work we did. I want to commend Seth Yurdin on running a very hard-fought, honest campaign," Ris said.
"I can't say the same for David Segal - his negativity really set the tone for this campaign from the outset," he added.
Ouch.
| REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS DISTRICT 2 - DEMOCRAT | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| James R. LANGEVIN | 24659 | 62% |
| Jennifer L. LAWLESS | 15211 | 38% |
| SENATOR IN CONGRESS - DEMOCRAT | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Sheldon WHITEHOUSE | 67851 | 82% |
| Christopher F. YOUNG | 8679 | 10% |
| Carl L. SHEELER | 6624 | 8% |
| SENATOR IN CONGRESS - REPUBLICAN | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Lincoln D. CHAFEE | 34407 | 54% |
| Stephen P. LAFFEY | 29052 | 46% |
| REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS - REPUBLICAN - ARIZONA 8 | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Randy Graf | 23949 | 43% |
| Steve Huffman | 20595 | 37% |
| BIG BROTHER 7 -- ALL-STARS | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Mike "Boogie" | 6 | 83% |
| Erika | 1 | 16% |
| LAST SUNDAY - ME AND ANGELA | ||
| CANDIDATE | VOTES | PERCENT |
| Kiefer | 1/8 | 100% |
| Frozen Pizzas (with kielbasa on top) | 2 | CPK% |
| Instant General Tso's | Delicious | Mmm% |
| Flavor of Love 2 | Trifling | ?% |
| Turbins | Godly | !% |
In other news, Smallberg's back and Nathan and Chris are supposed to come down this weekend. I don't exactly know who I'm announcing this to since they might be the only people who still read this thing. If we still have any readers, please comment and tell Chris and Smallberg to get their act together and post something.
posted by He Hate Me at 10:02 AM
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The Hu and the Smallberg should get their act together. Be sure to link to my Cambodia blog (forthcoming)
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