Wednesday, September 13, 2006

He Hate Me

Superish Tuesday

Other than perhaps the Lieberman/Lamont Connecticut Senate primary, yesterday the most important pre-November 7 Election Day. Here are the results and my snarky commentary:

PROVIDENCE WARD 1 CITY COUNCIL PRIMARY - DEMOCRAT
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Seth YURDIN 641
58%
Ethan RIS
458
42%
David Segal's endorsed candidate beats Ethan Ris.  Segal also won his own primary for the State House.

From the BDH:
"I'm very proud of the work we did. I want to commend Seth Yurdin on running a very hard-fought, honest campaign," Ris said.

"I can't say the same for David Segal - his negativity really set the tone for this campaign from the outset," he added.

Ouch.


REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS DISTRICT 2 - DEMOCRAT
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
James R. LANGEVIN 24659 62%
Jennifer L. LAWLESS 15211 38%
To be fair, Professor Lawless put up a pretty decent fight. But she's still a bitch.


SENATOR IN CONGRESS - DEMOCRAT
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Sheldon WHITEHOUSE 67851 82%
Christopher F. YOUNG 8679 10%
Carl L. SHEELER 6624 8%
Apparently Carl's campaign stop at the Infamous Grouse was not quite enough...


SENATOR IN CONGRESS - REPUBLICAN
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Lincoln D. CHAFEE 34407 54%
Stephen P. LAFFEY 29052 46%
The worst result for Democrats of the night.  Chafee (everyone's favorite moderate) makes this seat a toss-up.


REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS - REPUBLICAN - ARIZONA 8
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Randy Graf
23949 43%
Steve Huffman
20595 37%
The best result for Democrats of the night.  Graf (a crazy conservative who once sponsored a bill to let patrons carry guns into bars) makes this a big chance for a Democratic pickup.


BIG BROTHER 7 -- ALL-STARS
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Mike "Boogie"
6 83%
Erika
1 16%
Best season since Season 2.  By "show-mancing" Erika and convincing her that they were in love and then calling her a "ho" in the diary room, Boogie won the $500,000 and a special spot in hell.  Staaaaaaaaaaaa!


LAST SUNDAY - ME AND ANGELA
CANDIDATE VOTES PERCENT
Kiefer
1/8
100%
Frozen Pizzas (with kielbasa on top) 2
CPK%
Instant General Tso's
Delicious
Mmm%
Flavor of Love 2
Trifling
?%
Turbins
Godly
!%
One of the best days of my life.

In other news, Smallberg's back and Nathan and Chris are supposed to come down this weekend.  I don't exactly know who I'm announcing this to since they might be the only people who still read this thing. If we still have any readers, please comment and tell Chris and Smallberg to get their act together and post something.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Lee said...

The Hu and the Smallberg should get their act together. Be sure to link to my Cambodia blog (forthcoming)

6:04 PM, September 14, 2006  

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