Upcoming Trife

Friday
5ishPM: Drunken Ice Skating (Downtown)

How could trife not ensue?

9PM: Brown Stand-Up Comics (Saloman 001)

Come see the act described as "really fucking dirty" by the members of Phi Psi

Saturday
7PM: Brown Basketball vs. Columbia (Pizzitola)

My Hero:
"On Tuesday night Robbie the Bobby, Bury's mascot was sent off for the third time this season after arousing the ire of the referee by "mooning" at visiting Bristol City supporters and encroaching into the opposing manager's technical area...

In the past few months he has also mooned at Stoke City supporters and - in his attempts to prove he is the toughest mascot in the league - traded blows with Bartley the Bluebird of Cardiff City...

Other recent miscreants include Cyril the Swan, who was confined to the stands after invading the pitch - having previously thrown a pork pie on the playing area during a cup tie against West Ham.

Also to be found on the roll call of disgraced mascots are Wolfie, from Wolverhampton Wanderers and H'Angus from Hartlepool United.

Wolfie had a disagreement with three little pigs - even though they were not even linked with the club's opponents, Bristol City, but a local double-glazing firm. H'Angus's charge sheet includes cavorting with a blow-up doll during an away match at Blackpool and allegedly simulating sex behind a female steward at Scunthorpe.

10ishPM: Party (17 Thayer)

Details to come...

Sunday
After the Vomiting Stops: Cleaning Party

Self-Explanatory

Monday
9PM: 24 and 40's (17 Thayer)

My first 40 since Super Bowl XL-Hands

Plan accordingly.