Saturday, February 04, 2006

He Hate Me

To Do List

My "Must Do Before I Graduate" To Do List
Academic
  1. Pass All of My Classes.
  2. Write my Thesis (Masculinity, Power, and Televised Reality - due April 7).
  3. TA22 (Persuasive Communication) - Learn and apply rhetorical tricks other than "You're wrong but continue."
  4. EC137 (Race & Econ) - Learn from the sins of a Black conservative.
  5. PS182 (Parties and Interest Groups) - Don't piss off Schiller.
  6. MC230 (TV and Sex) - Steal ideas to use in my thesis (and futon).
Political
  1. Set up Political War Room.
  2. Get a job at the DSCC, DCCC, SDCC, DSOC, DNC or anywhere in DC.
  3. Figure out how to win the house in the 2006 elections. (DONE)
  4. Play fantasy politics on The Dem IM.
Extracurricular
  1. Have a fun and memorable Spring Break somewhere other than RI or OH. (Amsterdam? New Hampshire?)
  2. Perform my first on-campus stand-up act.
  3. Naked snow angels: Part IV.
  4. Get Chris Hu to fart (preferably on someone).
  5. Drink at the Ratty.
  6. Make peace with women.
  7. Be the best Black hockey/soccer intramural goalie in the history of Brown University.
  8. Take pictures.
  9. Starf*ck.
  10. Go in "The Cave" and be disappointed.
  11. 2 words: 40's & HBO-on-demand.
  12. Clean the bathroom.
  13. Get one last meal from each of the Thayer Street restaurants.
  14. Drunken karaoke.
  15. Streak an a capella concert.
  16. Cathay Cathay.
  17. The 'Kings' Rematch.
  18. Tell friends that I appreciate them.
  19. Drink or smoke with a cop or faculty member.
  20. See everyone at least once a week.
  21. Keep Woonie and my other housemates alive.

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